The Four Horsemen Of Programming Personalities

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Everyone's having a normal day until that one developer casually SSH's into production as root. Nothing says "I choose chaos" quite like bypassing all security protocols and jumping straight into prod with admin privileges. Meanwhile, the kid who's probably responsible for this disaster is just sitting there with a smug grin, holding his juice box while the entire office has a collective heart attack. Security best practices? Never heard of 'em.

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So you're telling me that typing "please write me a function that sorts an array" into ChatGPT makes you an engineer now? Because by that logic, everyone who's ever pressed buttons on a microwave is basically a physicist studying electromagnetic radiation and molecular excitation. The AI gold rush created this beautiful new job title where people get paid six figures to essentially be really good at asking questions. Meanwhile, actual engineers spent years learning data structures and algorithms, only to watch someone type "make it more professional" and call it a day. Don't get me wrong—prompt engineering is a real skill. But let's be honest: we're all just one well-crafted sentence away from being microwave button physicists ourselves.

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