The Four Horsemen Of Programming Personalities

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Content Hiring Manager: It's ok. These cheaper engineers are just as good. ALL REVIEWS: RELEASE DATE: Mixed (12.363) Dec 2, 2022 Not Recommended 9.2 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time) POSTED: DECEMBER 2 The best jumpscares this game has are my fps counter dropping from 60 to 20 every time I see an enemy Was this review helpful? Yes ' No Funny O Award 1.113 people found this review helpful 899 people found this review funny 11 114 14 O 29 261

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JavaScript's Array.sort() is the embodiment of "task failed successfully." It gives you a sorting method that converts numbers to strings by default (because why wouldn't you?), mutates your original array like it owns the place, and produces the legendary [1, 10, 2, 21] result that's haunted every junior dev's dreams. Then, years of Stack Overflow questions later, JavaScript blessed us with Array.toSorted() - a non-mutating version that fixes exactly ONE of the three problems. You still need to pass a comparator function like (a, b) => a - b to sort numbers properly, and the docs still use that cursed [1, 10, 2, 21] example that looks totally fine until you realize it's lexicographically sorted. The gigachad energy here is JavaScript's unwavering commitment to backwards compatibility - even when the default behavior is objectively wrong for 90% of use cases. Beautiful chaos.

Ah yes, the Y10K problem - the sequel nobody asked for! Future devs will be sobbing in their space pods because some genius in 2023 thought "four digits ought to be enough for anybody." Imagine having to refactor billions of lines of legacy code across the galaxy because nobody considered humans might still be writing terrible code 8,000 years from now. The exhausted expression says it all - "I could've been a space poet, but instead I'm patching date formats on Martian ATMs." History repeats itself, just with more digits.

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