The Four Horsemen Of Programming Personalities

Content Jack Forge The JackForge I'm not an amazing programmer. I'm just good enough to fool people into paying me for it.

OpenAI drops a new model and suddenly every developer on LinkedIn thinks they're working at CERN. The blackhole simulation became the "hello world" of showing off GPU capabilities, and now your feed is drowning in event horizons rendered by people who couldn't tell you what a Schwarzschild radius is if their life depended on it. It's the tech equivalent of when everyone suddenly became a sourdough expert in 2020. Except instead of bread, it's computationally expensive physics simulations that absolutely nobody asked for. Your M1 MacBook is crying in the corner while rendering its 47th accretion disk this week.

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Someone tried to give André life advice about not needing an else after a return statement when checking odd/even numbers. André's response? "Dumb people nowadays." And honestly, he's got a point when you see Wes's masterpiece below. Wes created a 40+ line isOdd() function that literally hardcodes every single number from 0 to 39 with individual if-else statements. You know, instead of just using n % 2 === 0 like a normal human being. It's the programming equivalent of counting on your fingers when someone asks you what 2+2 is. The irony is beautiful: André gets lectured about code optimization while Wes is out here writing code that would make a CS101 professor weep into their keyboard. Also, what happens when you pass in 40? Does the function just... give up on life?

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Content Samperson (New Arc Inbo... 8h "u must have awesome war stories from your gamedev career" i once worked on a project where this file just named "penis" was checked into the version control not "penis.txt" or whatever. just "penis". it was zero bytes and if anyone tried to delete it the entire project corrupted 1. 47.7K 20 17 261 12,272 0