The Four Horsemen Of Programming Personalities

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The Four Horsemen Of Programming Personalities

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OMG, the BRUTAL TRUTH of programming stereotypes just slapped me across the face! 💅 Assembly/C++/Java programmers? ABSOLUTE MUSCLE-BOUND CHADS who wrestle with memory management like it's their personal gym equipment. Rust devs? Dramatic theater kids constantly SOBBING about borrowing and ownership. JavaScript developers? Literal MILITANTS ready to fight you over whether semicolons are necessary. And then there's Python - the INTELLECTUAL who will explain to you in EXCRUCIATING detail why their language is superior while adjusting their glasses. I'm SCREAMING at how accurately this captures our collective programming personalities!

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