The Four Horsemen Of Programming Personalities

Content GOT FIRED VESTERDAY NO MORE PANIC ATTACKS FROM THE STRESS THAT JOB CAUSED ME

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of our expectations vs. reality! You dream of becoming a tech SUPERHERO with your fancy multi-monitor setup—surrounded by holographic displays, controlling the digital universe with your fingertips like some kind of coding wizard! 💫 But then REALITY comes crashing down harder than a server during Black Friday sales! Two crusty beige monitors from the Jurassic era, mismatched resolutions, different brightness levels, and the pièce de résistance—a water jug strategically placed to block your view! The dream of productivity MURDERED by cable management nightmares and display settings that refuse to cooperate! We've gone from Iron Man to Iron Can't-Even-Make-These-Screens-The-Same-Height Man! 🤦‍♂️

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Content PROM? Micah.ask ToProm("Hannak'); if(Hannah.answer'yes') Micah.mood "Happy'

Remember when AWK was actually used for text processing instead of just being that weird command in Stack Overflow answers? The existential crisis is real. This poor utility is having a mid-career breakdown after realizing its entire existence has been reduced to "print columns" by junior devs who have no idea about its pattern scanning and processing language capabilities. Like finding out your PhD is only being used to open beer bottles. The robot's face at the end is every senior engineer watching new grads discover grep for the first time.

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