The Infinite Tech Support Recursion

From coding superhero to PowerPoint prisoner. Nothing says "career advancement" like trading your IDE for endless meetings where you watch junior devs struggle with problems you could fix in 30 seconds. But hey, you've got a fancy title and slightly better coffee now! Your coding muscles atrophy while your calendar-tetris skills reach new heights. The true kryptonite wasn't some alien rock—it was the management promotion all along.

Behold, the classic Flex Tape demonstration! The top panel shows a perfectly functional Python library doing exactly what it's supposed to do—nothing extraordinary, just reliable code that works. But then some memory-safety zealot barges in with "REWROTE IT IN RUST" and slaps that sticker on like it's going to fix a problem that didn't exist. It's the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to hang a picture frame. Sure, Rust prevents memory leaks and thread safety issues, but rewriting a perfectly functional Python library just to flex your systems programming muscles? That's peak "I use Arch btw" energy right there.

Content YOURE FLYING HOL Ox I LEARNED ITLAST NIGHT! EVERYTHING 15 SO SIMPLE! HELLO WORLD 15 JUST print "Hello, world!" I DUNNO... DYNAMIC TYPING? WHITESPACE? COME JOIN US! PROGRAMMING IS FUN AGAIN! IT'S A WHOLE NEW WOrLD 4 UP HERE! BUT HOw ARE YOU FLYING? I JUST TYPED import antigravity THAT'S IT? ... I ALSO SAMPLED EVERYTHING IN THE MEDICINE CABINET ( FOR COMPARISON. BUT I THINK THIS IS THE PYTHON.

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