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The SHEER AUDACITY of those forkers! You spend HOURS tracking down a hideous bug in a repository, dragging your soul through the mud of someone else's code, only to discover that FIFTY-SEVEN people forked the project and NOT A SINGLE ONE bothered to fix it! They just... synchronized with the original like mindless drones! What's the point of open source if everyone's just going to copy-paste the same broken garbage?! The collective disappointment is CRUSHING. It's like opening the fridge fifty times hoping food will magically appear, but it's STILL EMPTY EVERY TIME! 😭

JavaScript throwing shade at Python's type system is peak language rivalry. Python's like "I'll just figure out the types at runtime, no biggie" while JavaScript—the king of undefined is not a function —has the audacity to mock someone else's type safety. Meanwhile, both languages are out here turning perfectly good integers into strings when you least expect it. The irony of JavaScript bragging about "dynamic typing" while silently casting everything is chef's kiss material. It's like watching two drunks argue about who's more sober.