Know The Difference: If Statement vs Switch Case

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Know The Difference: If Statement vs Switch Case

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The absolute PEAK of programming dad jokes has been achieved! 🏆 The left shows an if statement in code that returns different names based on gender, while the right shows a literal Nintendo Switch carrying case. Get it? IF statement vs SWITCH case! I'm absolutely DYING at how gloriously terrible this pun is. The kind of joke that makes your non-programmer friends stare at you in silent judgment while you wheeze-laugh alone in the corner.

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