The Infinite Program Loop

Came in to design buttons, left solving algorithmic puzzles that haven't been relevant since college. The classic bait-and-switch where you apply for a frontend position but they test you like you're joining NASA's engineering team. The blank stare is every developer who just wanted to talk about responsive design but is now mentally calculating time complexity while their soul leaves their body. Fun fact: "Longest Common Prefix" is basically asking you to find the shared beginning of a bunch of strings. Useful for autocomplete features, not so much for centering a div.

When your non-programmer friend suggests "going outside" as if that's a real solution to debugging, so you maliciously comply by running Unix commands on your Mac. The terminal doesn't care about your social deficiencies - it just tells you there's no such file as "grass". Typical. Now you're back to square one with a syntax error and vitamin D deficiency.

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