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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Metaprogramming Memes

Posts tagged with Metaprogramming

The Infinite Compiler Paradox

Programming Algorithms
29 days ago 83.8K views 0 shares
The Infinite Compiler Paradox
Ah, the infinite recursion of programming inception. That confused SpongeBob face perfectly captures the existential crisis every developer has at 3AM when they realize compilers are just programs written in other languages, which were written using other compilers, which were... wait, where does it end? It's turtles all the way down, folks. The first compiler was probably written in assembly, which was written by hand, by some poor soul who deserves both our pity and respect. This is the programming equivalent of asking "who created the creator?" and then watching your brain melt into your coffee.

C Plus Plus: The Final Boss Of Syntax Nightmares

C++ Programming Debugging
1 month ago 97.6K views 0 shares
C Plus Plus: The Final Boss Of Syntax Nightmares
Ah yes, entering an ugly syntax competition with C++ is like bringing a knife to a nuclear war. The language that gave us std::vector<std::map<std::string, std::shared_ptr<AbstractFactoryImpl>>>::const_iterator has been traumatizing developers since 1985. It's the language equivalent of that friend who says "hold my beer" before doing something spectacularly dangerous. Template metaprogramming alone should qualify as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

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