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It's All LLVM?

It's All LLVM?
The existential crisis moment when you realize all those fancy programming languages (Ada, F#, Rust, Zig, Swift, C) are just elaborate facades for LLVM! Your entire coding career has been a lie—you've been writing glorified LLVM IR with extra steps. That beautiful syntax you've been obsessing over? Just syntactic sugar before the compiler dragon devours it all and spits out the same machine code. Next you'll tell me my mechanical keyboard is just a fancy input device!

Non-Binary Programmers Have It Tough

Non-Binary Programmers Have It Tough
The meme brilliantly plays on the dual meaning of "non-binary" - both as a gender identity and as the opposite of binary code (ones and zeros). Patrick hilariously misinterprets someone saying they're non-binary as being afraid of machine language, and then proceeds to yell binary digits at them while SpongeBob panics. It's the programming equivalent of someone saying they're gluten-free and you throwing bread at them. The binary sequence "01000010 01001111 01001111" actually translates to "BOO" in ASCII, making it an excellent nerdy punchline that only makes Patrick look more ridiculous.

How It Feels To Read Assembly

How It Feels To Read Assembly
Four guys staring silently at engine parts is exactly what happens when debugging assembly code. You squint at incomprehensible MOV, JMP, and ADD instructions, desperately hoping someone notices the register that's off by one bit. It's like trying to read a novel where every letter has been replaced with hieroglyphics, and the table of contents is written in hex. The only difference is that car engines occasionally make sense.