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The most effective marketing strategy in indie game dev: publicly complain about your own success. First tweet: "why did this stupid jam game sell more copies than another crabs treasure im gonna crash out." Second tweet after 13,543 likes: "thank you ❤️" Classic dev move. Pretend to be upset about selling a million copies in 6 days while secretly refreshing your bank account every 5 minutes. The digital equivalent of "Oh this old thing? I just threw it together."

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When you're debugging at 3 AM in your freezing room and suddenly realize your laptop charger brick doubles as a portable hand warmer. That sweet, sweet heat dissipation from inefficient power conversion becomes your best friend during those winter coding marathons. Who needs a space heater when you've got a 65W power adapter running at full throttle? The real question is whether you're holding it for warmth or just checking if it's about to thermal throttle your laptop. Either way, it's giving off more BTUs than your will to refactor that legacy code. Fun fact: laptop chargers can reach temperatures of 50-70°C (122-158°F) under load, which is basically a cozy cup of coffee for your hands.

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Content 11 Answers order by votes 28 shutdown -h now share improve this answer 5ound answered Jul 8 '10 at 23:42 6 Ok, the processes have stopped, and so has the computer. This answer is like answering "how to stop worrying so much" with "suicide". - Andrew Apr 11 '18 at 15:31 add a comment