The FAANG Salary Delusion

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Content DON'T KNOW HOW A DOCKER CONTAINER IS DIFFERENT FROM A UM AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

The only documented case of a developer experiencing genuine happiness at work - submitting their resignation letter. That moment when your coworker notices you're smiling for the first time since you inherited that legacy codebase with zero documentation and 8,000 TODOs. Nothing sparks joy quite like typing that final git commit with the message "Someone else's problem now" and knowing you'll never again have to attend those 2-hour sprint planning meetings where the product manager keeps saying "how hard could it be to add just one more feature?"

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Oh honey, you thought cybersecurity was just a cute little dinosaur paddling in the kiddie pool? WRONG! 💀 It starts all innocent - "I'm a beginner!" "It's easy to learn!" - until you dive in and SUDDENLY you're drowning in an alphabet soup nightmare of XDR, EDR, SIEM, SOAR, and seventeen other acronyms that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics! One minute you're learning how to create a strong password, the next you're expected to understand reverse engineering while fending off DDoS attacks and analyzing threat vectors IN YOUR SLEEP! The cybersecurity learning curve isn't a curve - it's a CLIFF with SHARKS at the bottom!

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