There Is Nothing We Can Do

The eternal dance of deployment bravado! Two hands gripping a sword with "YES!" emblazoned on the blade when the product manager asks if we're ready for deployment. But look closer at the second panel - those same hands are whispering the truth: "YES! But it'll Definitely Crash." It's that special confidence only developers have - absolute certainty that something will work perfectly until the moment it touches production. Sure, it passed all three test cases we bothered to write! What could possibly go wrong? Just another Friday deploy before a weekend of emergency hotfixes. Ship it!

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Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit Let me break it for you. Coding is: - 1 actually coding -40 debugging - 15 coffee breaks - 30 googling errors - 9 staring with your colleagues at the screen - 5 trying copypasted solutions from Stack Overflow

Content WHEN THE APP IS STILL GIVING ERROR BUTT'S FINALLY AN ERROR YOU EXPECT TO SEE Ungfip.com

Content Model: GPT-4 the code you wrote didn't work when I used it. Try to find the bug. It works on my machine.

Content Serdar Senay You Don't build products, build ecosystems! now Next time you're annoyed by debugging, remember: "We write code for fun, and get paid to fix bugs" Like Comment J Repost send Add a comment...