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The FAANG Salary Delusion
Programming Backend
11 days ago 58.9K views 0 shares
The FAANG Salary Delusion
The FAANG junior dev superiority complex is too real. While architects at normal companies are designing complex systems with years of experience, FAANG juniors are strutting around like they've solved P=NP because they earn six figures to maintain a button color in a microservice. Sure, they make 3x the salary, but they'll spend 5 years optimizing one function that decides if a notification dot should be red or slightly-less-red. The real flex isn't their technical prowess—it's their ability to convince recruiters that changing a CSS variable is worth $250k.

The Perfect Tech Revenge
AI Programming
19 days ago 67.5K views 0 shares
The Perfect Tech Revenge
Oh. My. GOD. The existential crisis of our generation in TWO FRAMES?! 💀 First he's like "I don't care if AI wins over programmers" acting all tough and unbothered. Then BOOM—the punchline hits: "I just need FAANG to lose." It's the tech industry's villain origin story! Doesn't care about the robot apocalypse as long as those Silicon Valley giants get taken down with us. The PETTINESS! The DRAMA! The absolute CHAOS of prioritizing corporate revenge over humanity's survival! We're not just coding anymore, we're picking sides in the tech civil war. And honestly? Mood.

Tech Titans And Their Absurd Acronyms
Apple AI Microsoft Programming
29 days ago 73.2K views 0 shares
Tech Titans And Their Absurd Acronyms
Ah, the tech industry's obsession with catchy acronyms has reached mythological proportions! First we had FAANG (Facebook/Meta, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google) as the titans of tech. Then NVIDIA crashes the trillion-dollar party, and suddenly we're reading MANGA (Microsoft, Apple, Nvidia, Google, Amazon) instead. But the real punchline? The original poster one-ups everyone with "AGAMEMNON" - cramming in every tech giant they can think of into one absurdly grandiose Greek reference. Because nothing says "I'm a coding king commanding an army of developers" like naming your stock portfolio after a Trojan War commander. The Ozymandias reference in the title is just *chef's kiss* - these tech empires might seem invincible now, but someday they'll just be ancient ruins for future civilizations to puzzle over. "Look upon my 404 pages, ye mighty, and despair!"

Memory Is All You Need
Programming Algorithms
1 month ago 83.2K views 1 shares
Memory Is All You Need
Ah, the modern tech interview process in its final form. History major memorizes 500 LeetCode questions and gets hired at FAANG without knowing how to code. Meanwhile, senior devs with 10 years experience get rejected because they couldn't reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard fast enough. The system works perfectly. No notes.