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Content Jtech63 itech63 Hey RobinhoodApp did someone forget to add isleap() to your python module? Imagine losing thousands of dollars because someone didn't code for the leap year. It's looking for 303 data and throwing errors out the ass. robinhoodapp 3:31 ibb.co Origin is not allowed by Access-Control-Allow-Or retsXASEhours2020-83-83' com has been ble 15:27:16.330 Uncaught (in promi 'se) Error: Request has been termini the network is offline, unloaded, etc. Request.BPaq. Request. crossDomainError (Vendor-465a691 chunk. 15:2) 15:27:16.331 - Uncaught (in promise) Error: Request has been terminated

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LinkedIn has become a parody of itself where everyone's a "thought leader" with 47 job titles but zero actual employment. You've got people listing "AI Enthusiast" and "GenAI Evangelist" like it's a real credential, throwing in "Prompt Engineer" because they once asked ChatGPT to write them a cover letter. The best part? "LinkedIn Top Voice (according to me)" and ending with "Father and son" as if that's a professional qualification. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like having more AWS certifications than job offers. We've all seen these profiles—the ones where every buzzword from the last tech conference got crammed into a bio, but the employment status tells the real story. Pro tip: If your title collection is longer than your actual work experience, the algorithm might be the only thing impressed.

Content DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE Version 1, December 2009 Copyright (C) 2009 Philip Sturgeon emailphilsturgeon.co.uk Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long as the name is changed. DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION 1. Do whatever you like with the original work, just don't be a dick. Being a dick includes - but is not limited to - the following instances: 1a. Outright copyright infringement - Don't just copy this and change the name. 1b. Selling the unmodified original with no work done what-so-ever, that's REALLY being a dick. 1c. Modifying the original work to contain hidden harmful content. That would make you a PROPER dick. 2. If you become rich through modifications, related worksservices, or supporting the original work, share the love. Only a dick would make loads off this work and not buy the original works creators) a pint. 3. Code is provided with no warranty. Using somebody else's code and bitching when it goes wrong makes you a DONKEY dick. Fix the problem yourself. A non-dick would submit the fix back.

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OH. MY. GOD. This is what happens when you let a database admin design a clock! The numbers are in complete chaos because some SQL-obsessed maniac decided to ORDER BY DIGIT NAME DESC instead of, you know, ACTUAL NUMERICAL ORDER like a SANE HUMAN BEING! The SQL query literally sorted the digits by their spelled-out names in descending order, so "twelve" comes before "three" which comes before "ten" and so on. Can you imagine trying to tell time on this monstrosity?! It's like asking what time it is and getting back "SELECT CURRENT_TIME FROM REALITY WHERE SANITY = NULL"!