The Excitement Is Definitely Real

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The Excitement Is Definitely Real

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What your cover letter says vs. what your face says at 3 AM after applying to your 47th "exciting opportunity" this week. The cold, dead eyes of someone who's been told to learn React, Vue, Angular, Node, Python, Java, and 12 microservices frameworks just to center a div. That coffee isn't for energy—it's liquid coping mechanism for when the job description says "competitive salary" but actually means "we'll pay you in exposure and free snacks."

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