AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Backend
C++
Cloud
Databases
Debugging
Oh. My. GOD. The eternal programmer's nightmare captured in stick figure form! 😭
Left panel: "Science may discover immortality, but it won't happen in the next eighty years." Translation: We're all going to die before getting the good stuff. TYPICAL.
Right panel: "You'll never find a programming language that frees you from the burden of clarifying your ideas." With the desperate plea "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
Honey, no programming language will EVER read your mind! The computer is just sitting there like "I literally cannot understand your vague gesturing and emotional sighs." The AUDACITY of having to explain yourself clearly! The HORROR of precise thinking! 💅
