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The corporate structure at Oracle perfectly captured in one diagram! While Engineering sits in a tiny, neat box with a handful of people, the Legal department sprawls into this massive, exponentially growing tree of doom. Anyone who's dealt with Oracle licensing knows this pain—you need 17 lawyers to understand their terms, but only 4 engineers to build the actual product. The licensing complexity is their true innovation! No wonder developers run screaming when they hear "Oracle audit." It's not a database company with a legal department; it's a legal department with a database side-hustle.

Junior dev out here treating highway signs like user stories, blindly implementing what they see without understanding the CONTEXT. The sign says 35, so naturally they're cruising at 35 MPH on a 75 MPH highway like they're following sprint requirements to the letter. Meanwhile, the senior devs in the backseat are having full-blown panic attacks because they KNOW they just merged legacy code that's about to cause a catastrophic production incident. The beautiful irony? The junior is confidently wrong while the seniors are sweating bullets over their own technical debt. It's the circle of software development—juniors follow specs without thinking, seniors create specs they regret, and everyone ends up in therapy.

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