The Evolution Of Code Review Enthusiasm

Content Two engineers are building a disruptive technology startup while making their incompetent managers believe that they are working on a company's project

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The only thing worse than being shot at? Someone pitching their "revolutionary app idea" with zero budget and expecting you to build it for exposure and a mythical share of future profits. That moment when you'd rather face armed soldiers than another person who thinks their "Uber but for dog walkers" concept is worth billions, yet they can't afford to pay you actual money. The best part? They always say "it's simple" right before describing something that would require a team of 20 engineers and six months of development. But hey, they're "idea people" - the hard part is already done!

Content When you ask me about my code and I say "It's functioning" this is what I mean

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