The Eternal Project Cycle

Developer life Project management Software development Side projects Developer workflow Unfinished projects Project-abandonment Motivation Coding cycles

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The Eternal Project Cycle

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The eternal flowchart of developer optimism. Notice how there's no actual arrow connecting "Tell everyone" to "Finish project"? That's because after you've bragged about your revolutionary idea to automate your coffee maker with blockchain, the motivation mysteriously evaporates. The missing step should be "Discover 47 GitHub repos that already did it better." Your project graveyard is just getting started, friend.

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