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The Eternal Graveyard Of Side Projects

The Eternal Graveyard Of Side Projects
The Ever Given ship stuck in the Suez Canal perfectly represents my project management skills. That massive hull labeled "MY TO-DO LIST OF PROJECTS" isn't going anywhere, while the tiny excavator labeled "MY PROGRESS" is just pathetically scraping away at the edge. Meanwhile, I'm off starting "ANOTHER TO-DO APP" because clearly that's what will solve my productivity issues. Nothing says "competent developer" like having 47 unfinished projects and deciding the solution is project number 48.

Some Beginnings Have No End

Some Beginnings Have No End
The eternal developer graveyard of unfinished projects claims another victim. That suggestion to "finish your last project" might as well be suggesting cold fusion or dividing by zero. The look of pure existential dread says it all - we don't start projects, we merely begin permanent relationships with GitHub repos we'll eventually ghost. That folder labeled "projects" on your drive is basically a digital hospice where good intentions go to flatline.

The OAuth Knockout

The OAuth Knockout
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of me thinking I could actually finish a project before getting absolutely DESTROYED by OAuth setup! ๐Ÿ’€ There I am, boxing gloves on, ready to conquer the world with my BRILLIANT new app idea, strutting around like I'm the next tech billionaire... and then BAM! OAuth shows up and knocks me right off my high horse into the pit of configuration despair. Just sitting there, sipping water, utterly defeated by client IDs, secret keys, and redirect URIs that refuse to cooperate. The dream dies not with a bang but with a whimper of "invalid_grant_error" for the 47th time. And they say programming is fun! THE BETRAYAL!

Some Beginnings Have No End

Some Beginnings Have No End
Ah, the eternal graveyard of half-finished projects. That last panel perfectly captures the existential rage when someone suggests you actually complete something instead of starting yet another shiny new endeavor. The audacity of suggesting we confront our digital skeletons! Making a game or learning SQL? Those are just future abandoned projects waiting to happen. But finishing what we started? That's the real horror story. The developer's GitHub is basically a cemetery of repositories last updated 3 years ago with commit messages like "initial commit" and "will finish tomorrow."

Rip My Ideas

Rip My Ideas
Coding life in a nutshell! You're happily working on your current project when suddenly a shiny new idea appears and BAM - you abandon everything to chase it! Meanwhile at the bottom of your hard drive, that skeleton is literally all your past projects sitting there... forever unfinished, collecting digital dust. The GitHub graveyard grows another tombstone! ๐Ÿ’€ We all have that folder named "will_finish_someday" that we haven't opened since 2019!