AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Backend
C++
Cloud
Csharp
Databases
Oh honey, you thought this was about SPEED? *dramatic hair flip* The top panel shows a cute little race between programming languages, but the REAL competition is in the bottom panel where your code gets ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED by errors that come out of NOWHERE!
Your precious Python with its indentation errors? TRAGIC. Java throwing NullPointerExceptions like confetti at a parade? DEVASTATING. And don't even get me STARTED on JavaScript with its NPM install drama - it's like watching a dumpster fire in slow motion while someone plays the violin!
The universe doesn't care which language is faster when your code is busy IMPLODING on itself! The real winner is the bug that makes you question your entire career choice at 3AM!
