The Eternal Developer Promise

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The Eternal Developer Promise

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The eternal lie we tell ourselves. Nothing screams "developer comedy hour" like loudly proclaiming you'll refactor that monstrosity of nested if-statements tomorrow while knowing full well you'll be too busy putting out new fires. That code will remain untouched until the heat death of the universe or until someone else inherits your technical debt and curses your name in the commit history.

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