The Eternal Developer Promise

Technical debt Refactoring Legacy code Code review Code quality Clean code Procrastination Broken promises Developer lies Tomorrow

Programming Debugging Agile

17 hours ago 125,086 views 0 shares

The Eternal Developer Promise

refactoring-memes, technical-debt-memes, code-quality-memes, procrastination-memes, developer-lies-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal lie we tell ourselves. Nothing screams "developer comedy hour" like loudly proclaiming you'll refactor that monstrosity of nested if-statements tomorrow while knowing full well you'll be too busy putting out new fires. That code will remain untouched until the heat death of the universe or until someone else inherits your technical debt and curses your name in the commit history.

More Like This

Do you smoke?

Programming

3 years ago 23.0K views 0 shares

Do you smoke? | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Do You Smoke? Only when I write quality, readable code Your Lungs Are in Perfect Health

You Wouldn't Get It

Programming Devops Agile Git

5 months ago 201.8K views 0 shares

You Wouldn't Get It

When your GitHub contribution graph spells out "SEND HELP" but your manager just sees random green squares. Nothing says "I need vacation" quite like turning your desperate coding schedule into a cryptic message visible only to fellow developers. Those specific days off? Just trying to avoid completing the 'D' in 'HELP' because that's when the real breakdown happens.

TFW you have to end a function call

Programming

3 years ago 24.1K views 0 shares

TFW you have to end a function call | function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content No text found in image

Who would win?

Programming

3 years ago 23.6K views 0 shares

Who would win? | code-memes, computer-memes, program-memes, try-memes, lines of code-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, password-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WHO WOULD WIN? a computer program with millions of lines of code the username "root" as arrayfroastring(S(fIn) c - use unique (array this.trigger("click' System Preferences is trying to unlock Users Groups preferences. Enter your password to allow this. User Name: root Password: Cancel Uglock logged

Couldn't agree more

Programming Databases Backend

3 years ago 35.2K views 1 shares

Couldn't agree more | code-memes, rds-memes, public-memes, private-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Prog Lead 04172020 private repos are for cowards you must face public humiliation for your code UHARERP Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

The Great Folder Naming Divide

Programming Debugging

1 month ago 90.0K views 0 shares

The Great Folder Naming Divide

BEHOLD! The two species of folder-namers that walk among us! In one corner, we have the innocent optimist who names folders with actual meaningful words like "memories" with ✨sparkles✨ because apparently their hard drive is a scrapbook from 2007. And then there's the keyboard-smashing GREMLIN who creates absolute abominations like "bsydvdkke" and then—THE AUDACITY—creates ANOTHER unintelligible folder name so similar that even the computer is throwing a tantrum! "b♪yd-dkkke already exists" it screams in yellow warning! This is why your projects are DOOMED. You'll never find that important file again. It's lost forever in the void of consonants you created in your 2am coding frenzy. Future you will WEEP.