The true emergency protocol every developer follows! When the building's on fire, priorities remain crystal clear: save your code first, then maybe consider saving yourself. Nothing says "dedicated programmer" like making sure those precious commits are safely pushed to remote before evacuating a burning building. The sad part? Some of us would genuinely consider this a reasonable checklist. Your flesh can heal, but that unsaved feature branch? Irreplaceable.
In Case Of Fire: Git Commit, Git Push, Git Out
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