Broken promises Memes

Oh, the AUDACITY! Microsoft literally promises you'll be asked to sign in less often if you stay signed in, but then IMMEDIATELY betrays you by asking you to sign in again. It's like someone promising to stop asking if you're okay while actively asking if you're okay. The "Don't show this again" checkbox? That's just decorative at this point. Pure theater. Microsoft's authentication system has the memory of a goldfish with amnesia. You click "Yes" to stay signed in, and two seconds later it's like "New phone, who dis?" Truly the most committed gaslighting in tech history.

Microsoft's login system asking if you want to stay signed in, promising to "reduce the number of times you are asked to sign in." Then there's the "Don't show this again" checkbox. Spoiler alert: you'll see this dialog tomorrow. And the day after. And every single day until the heat death of the universe. These checkboxes are basically digital placebos. You click them with hope in your heart, believing this time will be different. It never is. Microsoft will ask you to sign in again before you finish your coffee. The checkbox might as well say "Click here to feel momentarily empowered before we ignore your preferences entirely." The "Yes" button to stay signed in? Also decorative. Your session will expire faster than milk left on a radiator.