The Duality Of Developer Existence

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The Duality Of Developer Existence

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95% of programming is just staring at your screen with bloodshot eyes, questioning your life choices while hunting for that missing semicolon. The other 5%? Those rare, glorious moments when your code actually works and suddenly you're not a sleep-deprived mess but a goddamn superhero. The duality of dev life: mostly pain, occasionally Iron Man.

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