This Should Do The Job

computer science operating system Minimalism Overengineering Microservices Unix philosophy Boot screen Specialized software

Linux Programming Backend

3 months ago 131,937 views 0 shares

This Should Do The Job

linux-memes, operating-system-memes, programming-humor-memes, unix-philosophy-memes, overengineering-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic "IsOdd OS" boot screen! When your entire operating system's sole purpose is to determine if a number is odd. Talk about specialized software! The developer clearly took the "do one thing and do it well" Unix philosophy to an absurd extreme. Somewhere, a computer science professor is shedding a single tear of pride while simultaneously facepalming. The ultimate microservice has been born - just reboot your computer every time you need to check if 7 is odd!

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