Ah, the legendary "Junior Vibe Coder" position! Because apparently writing code isn't enough anymore—you need to pass the vibe check too. Companies out here looking for developers who can both reverse a binary tree AND maintain immaculate vibes during a production outage at 3 AM.
The best part? That one-week review time. Translation: "We'll ghost you for 7 days while we find someone with better vibes who'll work for less money."
Remember when job titles made sense? Pepperidge Farm remembers.