The Developer's Project Cemetery

github Project management Side projects Developer habits Unfinished projects Abandoned code Commitment issues Coding enthusiasm Project graveyard Repository cemetery

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The Developer's Project Cemetery

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The eternal cycle of developer enthusiasm. Top frame: joyfully playing with the shiny new project while completely ignoring last week's project drowning right next to you. Bottom frame: your GitHub graveyard—a haunting underwater boneyard of abandoned repositories that will never see a commit again. The real horror isn't the code quality; it's the commitment issues.

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