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OH. MY. GOD. The world's most chaotic economic policy revealed! 😱 A function that literally sets tariffs using Math.random() * .25 ?! This is what happens when you let someone who names their files "v2_v3_Final_New_Final_Real_New_Final" write economic policy. The stock market doesn't stand a CHANCE against this random number generator from hell! Trade deals being determined by the digital equivalent of throwing darts blindfolded. I can't even! 💀

Content TAM COMPUTHOR SON OF DIODIN ResisThor CapaciThor InduThor TransisThor. MADE UP OF SEMICONDUCTHOR, CONDUCTHOR, INSULATHOR

The ultimate programmer paradox: !false evaluates to true , but the statement "it's funny because it's true" is itself a boolean expression that's both logically sound and a meta-joke. Seven years into debugging other people's code and I still chuckle at these elementary boolean puns while questioning my life choices. The real joke is that we spend hours hunting down logic errors caused by a single misplaced exclamation mark.

Content 2030: The last remaining COBOL programmers doing updates to the US nuclear weapon systems.

Content Time spent "Programming" Time spent "Programming" fixed Browsing reddit Singing along to my "Focusing Music" Testing Blankly staring at the screen because I don't want to debug Re-testing even though I already know it works. just because it's satisfying Actually Coding The circle on the left meetings ProgrammerHumor

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