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Going Through My Google Drive And Found A Document From 6 Years Ago. This Is The Entire Doc. Think It Could Still Work As My First Game?

Going Through My Google Drive And Found A Document From 6 Years Ago. This Is The Entire Doc. Think It Could Still Work As My First Game?
Six years ago, someone had a revolutionary VR game idea that was basically "Destiny meets Pokemon meets Yu-gi-oh" and then... stopped after typing "You start with a base character." That's it. That's the entire design document. The cursor is still blinking there, frozen in time, waiting for the rest of the idea that never came. We've all been there—that moment of pure inspiration where you're gonna make THE game that changes everything, and then reality hits and you realize game design is actually hard. Or you got distracted by literally anything else. The fact they're asking if it "could still work" is chef's kiss. Like yeah buddy, just pitch "Destiny + Pokemon + Yu-gi-oh" to investors and watch them throw money at you. Who needs details like gameplay mechanics, progression systems, or literally any other information? Pro tip: Every game dev has a folder like this. Mine has 47 text files all titled some variation of "BEST GAME IDEA EVER.txt" with equally impressive levels of detail.

My Reaction When I Start New Coding Side Projects

My Reaction When I Start New Coding Side Projects
The eternal cycle of developer enthusiasm: you're vibing with your new shiny project, completely ignoring last week's "revolutionary idea" that's now drowning in the depths of your GitHub graveyard. Down there lies an entire civilization of abandoned repos—each one started with the same naive optimism, each one promising "this time it'll be different." Spoiler alert: it never is. Your GitHub profile is basically an underwater museum of good intentions and half-finished TODO apps. The real kicker? You'll be back next week with another "game-changing" project while these corpses continue their eternal rest at the bottom of your commit history.

The Annual $12 Existential Crisis

The Annual $12 Existential Crisis
OH THE HORROR! That moment when you're faced with the soul-crushing dilemma: admit your side project is DEAD FOREVER or fork over TWELVE WHOLE DOLLARS to keep that domain alive for another year! 💸 The sweaty panic as you convince yourself "I'll DEFINITELY work on it this year" while frantically clicking that renewal button. Because paying $12 is somehow easier than processing the grief of abandoning your "revolutionary" idea that was going to disrupt the entire industry! 😱

I Miss My Programming Babies

I Miss My Programming Babies
Ah yes, the classic vacation paradox. Supposedly taking time off to relax, but actually just lying there thinking about all those half-baked GitHub repos collecting digital dust. That weather app with the fancy animations? The CLI tool that was going to revolutionize your workflow? The neural network to predict when your coffee machine will break? They're all sitting there, 37% complete, silently judging you while you pretend to enjoy your "time off." The guilt is worse than the sunburn you're avoiding by staying inside looking at that photo frame of your abandoned code children.

I Miss My Programming Babies

I Miss My Programming Babies
The eternal struggle of a developer's vacation: lying in bed trying to relax while your brain keeps reaching for that framed reminder of all the half-baked GitHub repos you've abandoned. That sweet, sweet dopamine hit of starting a new project is long gone, but the guilt of abandonment follows you to the beach. Your code children are crying out "Daddy, why haven't you committed to us in 8 months?" Meanwhile you're pretending to enjoy coconut drinks while secretly wondering if your brilliant "Uber for houseplants" idea could actually work if you just refactored the backend...

The Project Graveyard Phenomenon

The Project Graveyard Phenomenon
Ah, the project graveyard – where dreams go to hibernate indefinitely. That folder structure on the right isn't just storage, it's a memorial to our collective optimism. We all start with "JUST MAKE IT EXIST FIRST" – that beautiful cyan circle of possibility – convinced this time we'll finish what we started. Then reality kicks in. That 3D spaceship model? That game engine experiment? That revolutionary app idea? All neatly tucked away in folders, waiting for the mythical "when I have time" that never arrives. The true skill isn't starting projects – it's finishing one before getting seduced by the next shiny idea. Meanwhile, our hard drives become digital museums of what-could-have-been.

The Developer's Project Cemetery

The Developer's Project Cemetery
The eternal cycle of developer enthusiasm. Top frame: joyfully playing with the shiny new project while completely ignoring last week's project drowning right next to you. Bottom frame: your GitHub graveyard—a haunting underwater boneyard of abandoned repositories that will never see a commit again. The real horror isn't the code quality; it's the commitment issues.

Fractal Design Terra Jade - Wood Walnut Front Panel - Small Form Factor - Mini ITX Gaming case – PCIe 4.0 Riser Cable – USB Type-C - Anodized Aluminum Panels

Fractal Design Terra Jade - Wood Walnut Front Panel - Small Form Factor - Mini ITX Gaming case – PCIe 4.0 Riser Cable – USB Type-C - Anodized Aluminum Panels
Install your choice of powerful GPU up to 322 mm in length, in a space-saving 10.4 L case · Add natural materials to your setup with a front-facing panel cut from FSC-certified solid walnut · Enjoy a…

I Am Hoarding Domains

I Am Hoarding Domains
THE AUDACITY to compare my domain-buying habit to "compulsive shopping"! 💅 Excuse me, but those 37 domain names I purchased at 3 AM are not just impulse buys—they're investments in my future genius ! Sure, I haven't touched my last 12 side projects, but THIS ONE will definitely become the next billion-dollar startup! My wallet is sobbing, my projects folder is a graveyard of dreams, and GoDaddy sends me birthday cards now, but how DARE you judge me for securing www.definitely-will-code-this-someday.com! It's called being VISIONARY, sweetie!