Commitment issues Memes

Posts tagged with Commitment issues

Amen
Webdev Programming Frontend
16 days ago 198.3K views 0 shares
Amen
Someone literally got </head> and <body> HTML tags tattooed on their neck and back. Because apparently, proper semantic markup isn't just for your code anymore—it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE. The commitment to web standards is absolutely unhinged and I'm here for it. Nothing says "I live and breathe HTML" quite like permanently inking closing tags on your actual human body. The tattoo artist probably charged extra for the forward slash. And yes, before you ask, the opening tags are presumably somewhere we can't see, because even tattoo placement needs to follow proper HTML structure or the browser—I mean, your body—won't render correctly. 💀

The Developer's Project Cemetery
Programming Webdev Git
7 months ago 188.3K views 0 shares
The Developer's Project Cemetery
The eternal cycle of developer enthusiasm. Top frame: joyfully playing with the shiny new project while completely ignoring last week's project drowning right next to you. Bottom frame: your GitHub graveyard—a haunting underwater boneyard of abandoned repositories that will never see a commit again. The real horror isn't the code quality; it's the commitment issues.

Some Beginnings Have No End
Programming Gamedev
10 months ago 197.5K views 0 shares
Some Beginnings Have No End
Ah, the eternal graveyard of half-finished projects. That last panel perfectly captures the existential rage when someone suggests you actually complete something instead of starting yet another shiny new endeavor. The audacity of suggesting we confront our digital skeletons! Making a game or learning SQL? Those are just future abandoned projects waiting to happen. But finishing what we started? That's the real horror story. The developer's GitHub is basically a cemetery of repositories last updated 3 years ago with commit messages like "initial commit" and "will finish tomorrow."