Majority in this pic are Indians or Asians... coincidence??

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of modern development! First frame: "Vibe Coding" - that blissful state where you're just writing whatever feels right, no tests, no reviews, just pure coding ecstasy! ✨ Second frame: *puts on glasses* "VULNERABILITY AS A SERVICE" - SUDDENLY you can see the horrifying security nightmares lurking in your beautiful code! It's like getting dressed for a hot date only to realize you've been wearing a "HACK ME PLEASE" t-shirt the entire time! 💀 The glasses of reality are BRUTAL, honey! One minute you're living your best coding life, the next you're basically running an all-you-can-exploit buffet for hackers!

The eternal dev dilemma: spend 20 minutes crafting the perfect prompt for ChatGPT explaining your obscure bug... or just Google the error message in 10 seconds. We all dramatically surrender to AI like wounded warriors, only to sheepishly crawl back to Stack Overflow five minutes later. The relationship status between developers and LLMs? "It's complicated."

Content You don't have to debug your code if you never write your program.

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Content torvalds linux Watch y 5.218 Code ?? Pull requests 125 I Projects 0 Pulse at Graphs Delete duplicate word "long long" in Introduction 335 I? Closed Alonsolbarra wants to merge 1 commit into torvalds:master from AlonsoIbarra:master Conversation 78 - Commits 1 B Files changed 1 Alonsolbarra commented on Oct 15 Hi friend, I delete a duplicate word. 37 (G 466 A 48 ( 24 49 O- Delete duplicate word "long long" in Introduction 5 166b7c6 Antidote commented on Oct 15 That's intentional. 19 ( 2 nistath commented on Oct 16 It's not duplicate. long long is a type. dE 14 3

Nothing says "we've tried everything except paying you more" quite like hiring cheerleaders to boost morale. Because clearly what fixes a broken codebase at 2AM isn't a living wage or reasonable deadlines—it's someone in cat ears saying "You can do it!" while you contemplate if your soul belongs to Git now. Next innovation: motivational clowns who honk every time your build fails! Silicon Valley taking notes right now...