The Contrast

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The Contrast

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The stark reality of every developer's life - a minimalist, boring IDE that looks like it was designed by someone who hates color... paired with code that's a chaotic explosion of pastel madness. Dark mode for the tool, unicorn vomit for the actual work. The irony is *chef's kiss* - we spend hours customizing our editor themes but then write code that looks like it was formatted by a 5-year-old with access to a 64-pack of crayons and no adult supervision.

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