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Look, I'm not saying I'd get in that van, but I'm also not saying I wouldn't. DDR5 RAM prices are absolutely criminal right now, and if someone's offering it for free in a parking lot at night, that's just smart economics. Sure, the van looks sketchy and this is literally the oldest trick in the book with a 2024 tech twist, but have you SEEN the performance gains? The kidnapper clearly knows their target audience—developers who'd sell their soul for better memory bandwidth. Honestly, the most unrealistic part is that it's DDR5 and not just some DDR3 sticks from 2012.

Content when people ask me how my IT job is going just keep Googling stuff and it keeps working,

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Content find a bug in your code the bug is gone attempt to diagnose the bug with a bunch of console.logs the bug is gone

Content STOP DOING AGILE REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CHANGE EVERY TWO WEEKS YEARS of ESTIMATING yet no real-world evidence of anything getting done faster "In order to reduce process we add more process" - statement dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED POKER is a GAME not a PLANNING TOOL T-shirt size estimation belongs in the CLOTHING STORE not SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT "Points represent complexity, not time" YET YOU KEEP MEASURING HOW MANY POINTS FIT IN A WEEK?? People who want to "BURN DOWN" belongs in JAIL not run software teams Same goes for people doing GROOMING This is REAL SCRUM done by REAL scrum masters: Planning Work ACTUA IDEAL Start: 50 points Done: 70 points Remaining: 100 points ????? ??? ???? They have played us for absolute fools