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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person to stand on that cliff and declare "Most programming languages are actually ok!" The angry mob with pitchforks was READY TO RIOT! But then—PLOT TWIST—they drop the "Python is better than most and HTML isn't one at all" bomb and suddenly everyone's nodding in agreement like little bobbleheads! 😂 It's the programming equivalent of saying "vegetables are good" to a room full of 5-year-olds and then quickly adding "but candy is better and broccoli isn't food." INSTANT CROWD PLEASER! The Python superiority complex combined with the classic "HTML isn't a programming language" debate? *chef's kiss* Absolute genius crowd manipulation!

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Nothing says "I'm a real programmer" like spending 80% of your time frantically Googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time this week. While normal people worry about finding inappropriate texts, your partner just discovered your deepest, darkest shame: you still can't remember if it's :wq , :q! , or just smashing your keyboard until something happens. The true walk of shame isn't leaving someone's apartment—it's admitting you've been using Vim for 5 years and still need to look up basic commands. At least she now knows why you're always muttering "hjkl" in your sleep.

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