The Code Review Nightmare

Content Is this a Nut? python Java JS It looks like a Nut, and cracks like a Nut, so sure, but if you really want to know, ask C. No, but it shares some of the same traits. Don't worry, I'll protect you from using it improperly. Not technically, but it implements the Crackable interface so you can treat it like one. Doesn't matter. You can multiply it with string for all I care. It'll probably work. I don't classify things. You're supposed to know what it is. What Java said. No, but we can work around that limitation if you're willing to risk the stability of the universe.

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Content Why I quit my programming job to become a diamond miner. I used to be a programmer. I worked in an office, staring at a computer screen all day. I was good at my job, but I wasn't happy. Then I found out about diamond mining. The thing about diamonds is that several armed groups are fighting over control of the mines. But my C skills transfer pretty well to my AK-47. Sure, the work is hard. I have to be constantly on the lookout for land mines, and the pay is terrible. But I'm my own boss, and I get to work outdoors. And the best part is, I don't have to deal with people asking me to fix their printer anymore.

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Ah, the classic "I've been debugging for 14 hours straight" documentation. That's not a programming language—that's the ancient dialect of Sleep Deprivation Scripting . When your brain hits that special state where you start drawing circuit diagrams that make perfect sense at 3AM but look like hieroglyphics from an alien civilization the next morning. The "9 Hour Work Day" note at the bottom is especially poetic—we all know those 9 hours somehow stretched into eternity. This isn't a bug—it's a journey into madness. And that pen strategically placed on the keyboard? That's to prevent himself from typing any more "solutions" that would require another rewrite of the entire codebase.

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