The Code Review Nightmare

Imposter syndrome Code review Pull request Coding standards Junior developer Senior developer Tech mentorship Developer hierarchy Pr anxiety

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The Code Review Nightmare

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The code review terror is real. That moment when your PR meets the unforgiving gaze of a senior dev who's seen it all—including every mistake you're about to make. You're just huddled in the corner, clutching your keyboard, wondering if your variable naming conventions are about to trigger another 45-minute lecture on "the right way to code." Meanwhile, the senior dev looms like a terrifying mechanical overlord, ready to dismantle your self-esteem function by function. Six months of experience vs six years of accumulated cynicism isn't even a fair fight.

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