The Code Review Nightmare

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of software development in one image! 😱 Users are just sitting there with dead eyes when something works correctly like "yeah, whatever, it SHOULD work" while developers are having FULL-BLOWN CARDIAC EVENTS over the same thing! That millisecond search query? Users are like "meh" but the dev team is SCREAMING and POINTING like they've witnessed actual sorcery. The sheer AUDACITY of users to be so unbothered by our technical miracles! Meanwhile we're over here ready to pop champagne because our query didn't crash the entire database. THE INJUSTICE!

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute CIRCUS of professional programming in four tragic acts! 🎪 First we start with this DELUSION that our code is "good and understandable" - honey, that's what we tell ourselves before the makeup goes on! 💅 Then reality SLAPS us in the face - clean code? In this economy?! That's just for classrooms, sweetie! In the real business world, it's apparently a LIABILITY to write maintainable code because WHO HAS THE TIME?! By the third stage, we're in FULL CLOWN MODE realizing all our beautiful abstractions are WORTHLESS the second some product manager changes their mind! Those elegant patterns? GARBAGE! That architecture diagram? TRASH! And the finale? The EXPLOSIVE revelation that none of us actually studied programming formally - we're just chaos goblins with Stack Overflow accounts and a concerning caffeine addiction! *throws confetti made of deprecated documentation*

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