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Senior Knows It Better

Senior Knows It Better
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of dev life captured in four panels! 😱 Junior dev is freaking out watching someone pour a drink, convinced it's going to overflow, spill, and cause CATASTROPHIC FAILURE! Meanwhile, the senior dev is like "hold my beer" (or soda) and proceeds to pour RIGHT TO THE ABSOLUTE EDGE without spilling a single drop! This is literally the coding equivalent of junior devs panicking over every possible edge case while seniors calmly push to production at 4:59pm on a Friday. The seniors aren't wizards—they've just crashed and burned enough times to know EXACTLY how far they can push things before disaster strikes. The silent "..." at the end? PERFECTION. No notes. 💅

David Vs The Three Goliaths

David Vs The Three Goliaths
Junior dev's daily struggle: facing three principal engineers in standup while trying to explain why your "quick fix" broke production. The mental gymnastics of convincing yourself you're the "extraordinary genius" while they pick apart your code that clearly violates every best practice known to mankind. Yet somehow, in your head, it's not even close—you're revolutionizing software development one undefined variable at a time.

The Code Review Nightmare

The Code Review Nightmare
The code review terror is real. That moment when your PR meets the unforgiving gaze of a senior dev who's seen it all—including every mistake you're about to make. You're just huddled in the corner, clutching your keyboard, wondering if your variable naming conventions are about to trigger another 45-minute lecture on "the right way to code." Meanwhile, the senior dev looms like a terrifying mechanical overlord, ready to dismantle your self-esteem function by function. Six months of experience vs six years of accumulated cynicism isn't even a fair fight.