Covering While The Front-End Guy For The Project Is On Vacation

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Covering While The Front-End Guy For The Project Is On Vacation

backend-memes, frontend-memes, react-memes, api-memes, chatgpt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Backend devs suddenly thrust into frontend work is like watching a fish try to climb a tree. The meme perfectly captures that moment when your React-allergic backend colleague has to touch CSS while the frontend dev is sipping margaritas on vacation. Meanwhile, they're also dealing with ChatGPT generating components that look functional but are secretly held together with digital duct tape. The face of pure existential dread says it all - "I didn't sign up for this flex-box nightmare!"

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