The 10/90 Rule Of Software Engineering

Oh. My. STARS! The client said the requirements were "final" but that word means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the software universe! 🌌 Just like Darth Vader declaring he's "altering the deal," product managers swoop in with their cape of chaos and dramatically announce changes to what was supposedly SET IN STONE just yesterday! And you, poor developer, can only stand there like a helpless rebel, praying to the code gods they don't decide the app needs to "just quickly add blockchain" five days before launch. The Force is NOT with your project timeline! 💀

Content Me: Brings along a portable hard drive. Ma homie that asked me to bring backup to the street fight:

Content My dad This is, without a doubt, the worst code I've ever seen Me but it does work

Content Me: I learnt programming on my own without help from anybody, am self-taught. Google YouTube Quora

Content Waiting for my app to generate 1 billion revenue The app has O ways of getting revenue

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