The 10/90 Rule Of Software Engineering

Content Me getting out of bed at 10:05 to start working at 10:15

Content Step 1, write code Step 2, write MORE code Step 3, write EVEN MORE code.. Step 4, Ok we need to start designing..

Content MEWITH SEYEARS EXPERIENCE GOOGLING HOW TO FORMAT A DATE How Airplanes Fly imgfip.com

Content Aug 14 my sister, who doesn't work in tech, thought it was pretty cool that our team sets aside time to tell each other jokes and thats when i realized she had no idea what i was saying when i told her i had "standup" everyday 102 17 1.7K 13.4K

That moment of crushing disappointment when your excitement gets brutally murdered by context. You thought you found another Java dev in the wild discussing the JRE (Java Runtime Environment), only to discover they're just talking about some podcast where people yell at each other for three hours. The betrayal is written all over that face - the face of a developer who momentarily thought they found someone who understood their daily pain of "JAR hell" and ClassLoader nightmares. Back to being the only one at the party who knows what a garbage collector actually is.

Content No, HTML is not a real programming language, you're just using tags. There are no algorithms, no classes, you're just putting elements on a screen. You'll never be a real programmer unless vou learn 20 different ways to sort an array, Do you even know what an array is? Web developing is disgusting. Haha HTML goes brbrbrbr brbrbrbrbrbrbr