Tech truth Memes

The secret sauce of senior developers isn't magical knowledge—it's knowing exactly what to Google. That "10 years of experience" on my resume? That's just 10 years of increasingly sophisticated search queries. The beautiful irony is that while junior devs feel ashamed about searching for basics, the rest of us are frantically Googling "how to center div" for the 500th time. The difference? We've just gotten better at hiding our browser tabs during meetings.

Nothing hits harder than Google themselves confirming what we've all secretly known. You spend hours crafting an elaborate solution, only to wake up at 3 AM wondering if your entire codebase is just an elaborate house of cards held together by desperation and StackOverflow answers. The real engineering skill isn't writing clever algorithms—it's convincing yourself that your janky workaround is actually an elegant design pattern. And somehow we're still getting paid for this.