That's What You Call Chad Version

Programming history Old-school Versioning Intel Legacy Processors Version numbers Semantic versioning Computer architecture X86

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That's What You Call Chad Version

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Regular developers: "Let's just call it version 1, 2, 3."

Semantic versioning enthusiasts: "Excuse me, it's 1.0, 1.1, 1.2 — we're civilized here."

Ancient CPU architects: "8086, 80286, 80386 — because nothing says 'I was coding when dinosaurs roamed the earth' like naming your versions after Intel processors from the 1980s."

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