Semantic versioning Memes

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When Your Commit Message Accidentally Reveals The Truth
Git Devops Programming
22 days ago 147.7K views 0 shares
When Your Commit Message Accidentally Reveals The Truth
The ultimate developer paradox: a commit message claiming "We avoid breaking changes" while literally changing "We try to introduce breaking changes" to "We try to avoid introducing breaking changes." The irony is just *chef's kiss* – they had to fix their documentation because it accidentally admitted they were intentionally trying to break things! Nothing says "trustworthy software" like a Freudian slip in your release notes that reveals your true chaotic intentions. And they still have the audacity to link to actual breaking changes right below it! 🤦‍♂️

Stop Maintaining Software
Programming Devops MacOS Windows Linux
4 months ago 126.9K views 0 shares
Stop Maintaining Software
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these so-called "software engineers" with their RIDICULOUS version numbers that look like someone smashed their face on a keyboard! 🙄 We've spent DECADES perfecting semantic versioning only to discover—PLOT TWIST—nobody actually needs anything beyond v1.0! And when we wanted more features? "Just use plugins!" they said, as if that's not the digital equivalent of duct-taping features to a broken chair! And don't get me STARTED on those update prompts. "Please update to version 37.0.0.69.march2023.jaguar" — WHO NAMES THESE THINGS? A cat walking across a keyboard?! Meanwhile, we're all sitting here like obedient little puppies clicking "Yes, please install updates" while staring at loading screens that tell us ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 22GB download for what? A slightly different shade of blue in the UI? The betrayal is ASTRONOMICAL!