When You Finally See The Outside World

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When You Finally See The Outside World

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That moment when you emerge from your coding cave after a 14-hour debugging session, pale and disoriented, wondering if the sun was always that bright. Your eyes haven't adjusted to natural light since you started hunting down that missing semicolon three days ago. The outside world feels like a strange alternate dimension where people talk about things other than stack traces and error messages. Your friends might think you've joined a cult, but really, you've just been wrestling with a production bug that turned out to be a typo.

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