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X86 Is Good
Hardware C++ Algorithms Programming
19 days ago 74.5K views 0 shares
X86 Is Good
The x86 instruction set has evolved from sensible mnemonics like mov and add to absurd alphabet soup like xtrsprfstcmd that supposedly does complex math while romancing your mother in a single clock cycle. Impressive efficiency, questionable naming conventions. It's like Intel engineers went from writing readable code to smashing their faces on keyboards while achieving quantum-level performance.

The L1 Cache Wardrobe Architecture
Algorithms Hardware Math Programming
28 days ago 79.7K views 1 shares
The L1 Cache Wardrobe Architecture
Justifying bedroom chaos with computer architecture terminology? Pure genius! The developer is explaining that their chair isn't cluttered with random clothes—it's actually a sophisticated L1 cache system providing O(1) constant time access to frequently worn items. Just like how CPUs use small, fast L1 caches to avoid expensive trips to main memory, this engineer needs their clothing heap to avoid the dreaded "cache miss" of digging through the closet. The bigger the pile, the better the hit rate! Next time your mom complains about your messy room, just explain you're optimizing for minimum latency in your personal wardrobe microservice architecture.

Assembly In A Nutshell
Programming Hardware C++
1 month ago 113.8K views 1 shares
Assembly In A Nutshell
The brutal reality of Assembly language summed up in one perfect Carl Sagan reference! When high-level languages let you just import a library and call makePie() , Assembly forces you to manually manage every electron in the universe. Want to print "Hello World"? First define the cosmos, build a CPU from quarks, and then spend 47 lines moving individual bytes into registers. It's like building a skyscraper with tweezers when everyone else is using cranes. No wonder Assembly programmers have that thousand-yard stare—they've seen the void between the bits.