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That's What You Call Chad Version
Programming Hardware
1 day ago 102.6K views 0 shares
That's What You Call Chad Version
Regular developers: "Let's just call it version 1, 2, 3." Semantic versioning enthusiasts: "Excuse me, it's 1.0, 1.1, 1.2 — we're civilized here." Ancient CPU architects: "8086, 80286, 80386 — because nothing says 'I was coding when dinosaurs roamed the earth' like naming your versions after Intel processors from the 1980s."

The Parallel Universe Where Windows 9 Actually Exists
Windows Microsoft
11 days ago 102.7K views 0 shares
The Parallel Universe Where Windows 9 Actually Exists
Ah yes, the mythical Windows 9 – spotted in the wild at what appears to be a computer shop in the Middle East. Microsoft famously skipped from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10, spawning countless conspiracy theories. The official excuse was "to avoid confusion with Windows 95/98," but we all know it was because 7 8 9. This shop owner clearly didn't get the memo... or perhaps they're selling the rarest OS in existence. Maybe this is where all those Windows 9 developers have been hiding.

Java's AI Rebrand: Now With Extra Buzzwords!
Java AI Programming
2 months ago 181.4K views 0 shares
Java's AI Rebrand: Now With Extra Buzzwords!
The classic Java rebrand joke strikes again! Someone innocently asks if Java 25 has AI capabilities that let it program itself, and the reply is pure gold. "Yes, Java 25 is actually similar to Java 8 in that it will once again do a rebrand. It is now called jAIva 25 and introduces a new VM called jVLLMLM." The punchline brilliantly mocks Java's history of rebranding (remember the Oracle acquisition drama?) while simultaneously poking fun at the AI hype with that ridiculous VM name - jVLLMLM is basically jamming together "JVM" with "LLM" (Large Language Model) into an unpronounceable tech soup that would make any product manager swoon. The perfect intersection of programming language jokes and AI buzzword satire!

Stop Maintaining Software
Programming Devops MacOS Windows Linux
5 months ago 139.2K views 0 shares
Stop Maintaining Software
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these so-called "software engineers" with their RIDICULOUS version numbers that look like someone smashed their face on a keyboard! 🙄 We've spent DECADES perfecting semantic versioning only to discover—PLOT TWIST—nobody actually needs anything beyond v1.0! And when we wanted more features? "Just use plugins!" they said, as if that's not the digital equivalent of duct-taping features to a broken chair! And don't get me STARTED on those update prompts. "Please update to version 37.0.0.69.march2023.jaguar" — WHO NAMES THESE THINGS? A cat walking across a keyboard?! Meanwhile, we're all sitting here like obedient little puppies clicking "Yes, please install updates" while staring at loading screens that tell us ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 22GB download for what? A slightly different shade of blue in the UI? The betrayal is ASTRONOMICAL!