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Here Lies The True Power Of Java

threads Programming languages Language wars Legacy code Concurrency Multiprocessing Async Parallel computing

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1 year ago 477,258 views 0 shares

Here Lies The True Power Of Java

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Java devs watching JavaScript desperately add async and multiprocessing like they're collecting infinity stones. Meanwhile Java's been handling threads since '95 and these JS folks are acting like they invented parallel computing. Next they'll "discover" static typing and call it revolutionary. The circle of programming life: wait long enough and your ancient features become someone else's breakthrough innovation.

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