Four Years Of Experience, Zero Years Of Confidence

That rusted, half-dead computer case is apparently all you need to run Linux. While Windows demands 16GB RAM and a quantum processor just to open a text file, Linux will happily boot on whatever archaeological artifact you've dug up from behind the shed. I've seen production servers running on hardware that belongs in the Smithsonian. That box probably outperforms half the cloud instances people are paying $50/month for. Just slap some Debian on it, SSH in from another continent, and watch it run for 7 years without rebooting.

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When Death comes knocking for the guy who literally created Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, Titanfall, and Apex Legends, even the Grim Reaper has to show some respect. The man's been dropping legendary FPS titles since before most devs learned what a game loop was. Death tries the whole "it's your time" routine, but then has to pause and ask the real question: "Was I a good game developer?" And honestly? Death already knows the answer. You don't get to revolutionize the FPS genre multiple times, spawn entire competitive ecosystems, and create movement mechanics so smooth they make parkour look clunky without earning your wings. The Grim Reaper's response says it all: "No. I'm told you were the best." That's not just a participation trophy—that's recognition from the universe itself. Respawn Entertainment didn't get that name by accident, and neither did Zampella's legacy in gaming history.

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Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂 This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies. The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost. The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."