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Oh, the HORROR of being "the tech person" in your family! You spent years mastering algorithms, building scalable systems, and architecting beautiful code... only to become the unpaid IT helpdesk for everyone who's ever met you.
The slide of doom perfectly captures your descent into madness: It starts innocently with "can you fix my laptop?" (sure, whatever), slides into "I have an app idea" (oh no), and crashes straight into "can you hack Facebook?" because obviously knowing how to code means you're a Hollywood hacker who can break into Fort Knox with three keystrokes.
Pro tip: Next time someone asks if you can hack Facebook, just tell them you only work with blockchain AI in the cloud. That usually shuts them up real quick. 🎯
