The Productivity Paradox

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The Productivity Paradox

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The classic "I'm going to be productive today" delusion. First panel: Two buttons - "PLAYING GAMES" or "CODING". Second panel: "Man what an easy choice" - clearly coding, right? Third panel: Three buttons appear - "YOUTUBE", "PLAYING GAMES", "CODING" - and suddenly our finger gravitates to YouTube like it's magnetically charged. The productivity paradox in its natural habitat. Just one quick video before starting that project... 5 hours later...

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