The Real Coding Time Distribution

Content rShowerthoughts uToomad316 13h The only thing scarier after seeing a bug is not seeing that bug anymore 290 12 I Share

Content HORE-RAP 86. ERAs That bug Me trying to enjoying my weekend That frckin bug code snail

Ah, the sacred commandment of software development! Homer's grabbing that "Free Programming Advice" slip with the enthusiasm of someone who's spent 48 consecutive hours debugging a single semicolon error. The golden rule revealed: "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT" - the mantra whispered in server rooms worldwide. Every developer knows that terrifying moment when you make a "tiny, harmless change" to working code and suddenly your entire application bursts into flames. It's like finding a delicate house of cards and deciding to "just adjust one card real quick." Pure chaos theory in action!

Classic unsigned 8-bit integer overflow hack! The genie says "3 wishes left" but our clever programmer wishes for "0 wishes left" causing the counter to underflow from 0 to 255. It's the digital equivalent of rolling your car's odometer backward, except you're exploiting the genie's primitive variable type implementation instead of committing odometer fraud. Somewhere, a CS professor is using this as an example of why input validation matters.

Content Richard Campbell richcampbell 24 Jul How's that API?

Oh look, it's the increment operator hierarchy in its natural habitat. While you're over there manually adding 2 to your variable like some kind of cave person ( i=i+2 ), I'm elegantly pre-incrementing and post-incrementing in a single expression ( ++i++ ). Sure, it's undefined behavior that will make senior devs cry blood and crash in production, but hey—my code is three characters shorter! Nothing says "technical superiority" like writing code that requires a compiler exorcism.