The Real Coding Time Distribution

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The Real Coding Time Distribution

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The math checks out. That 1% of actual coding is probably just typing "console.log" or changing variable names. The other 99% is the true developer experience - an endless cycle of staring at error messages, questioning your career choices during coffee breaks, and the silent bonding ritual of group debugging where everyone looks confused together. The 5% Stack Overflow copy/paste is suspiciously low though... someone's not being honest with themselves.

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Two developers discussing test automation. One says "automate the test cases, exactly as they are written, and only use this dataset." The other nods along until the final panel where they reveal their true plan: "automate the test cases by changing everything the way I see fit and use made up data." That feeling when your coworker agrees to follow the test plan but then goes rogue with their own interpretation. And we wonder why the QA team drinks so heavily.

Me debugging my program

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The ultimate developer revenge: a time bomb disguised as a comment. This magnificent bastard redefined the concept of "true" to randomly return false 90% of the time. Imagine the chaos when random boolean checks suddenly start failing in production with no logical explanation. The perfect crime - no git blame will save them now. This is why code reviews exist, people. And why you should always pay your developers fairly and give them proper notice periods.