Career-struggles Memes

Every programmer knows the exact moment they became "the tech person" in their family. You spent years mastering algorithms, databases, and distributed systems, only to become the unpaid IT support for everyone who's ever met you. "Can you fix my printer?" is the universal cry that haunts us all. No, Karen, I write backend APIs for a living—I don't even know how printers work. Nobody does. Printers are eldritch horrors that operate on dark magic and spite. But sure, let me Google it for you while you watch. The beautiful irony here is that revealing your profession instantly transforms you from "person in danger" to "person who must troubleshoot hardware from 2003." Your CS degree? Worthless. Your years of experience? Irrelevant. All that matters is you once touched a computer, so clearly you're qualified to diagnose why their printer is making that weird grinding noise.