Cloud Bill Goes Brrrrr

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Nothing triggers financial panic quite like remembering you left an AWS instance running. That $5 test server you spun up "just for a minute" three months ago? It's now draining your bank account faster than a teenager with your credit card at an Apple Store. The cloud giveth, and the cloud taketh away—usually from your checking account. Next time you're wondering why you're eating ramen for the third week straight, check your AWS console. Mystery solved.

When someone dares to suggest you could just use a simple, straightforward solution but instead you're out here wrestling with the Azure Storage SDK like it's a feral beast that refuses to be tamed. Because why would ANYTHING in cloud development be intuitive or easy? The SDK documentation reads like ancient hieroglyphics, the error messages are about as helpful as a chocolate teapot, and you're just sitting there screaming into the void while your code throws exceptions you didn't even know existed. But sure, let's just "be normal" about our cloud storage implementation. Normal is for people who don't enjoy suffering through 47 authentication methods and blob container permissions that make zero sense!

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