Cloud Bill Goes Brrrrr

The unsung hero of DevOps. That one engineer who migrated Jenkins to GitHub Actions before it was cool is basically Batman in the server room. Nobody thanked them at the time, and nobody ever will. They just silently watch as new hires enjoy the fruits of their labor without knowing the horrors of the Jenkins configuration hell they were spared from. Some heroes don't wear capes—they just have really good Git credentials and too much caffeine in their system.

The descending brain power meme format perfectly captures the devolution of message queue solutions. RabbitMQ? Sure, solid choice. PostgreSQL as a queue? Questionable but functional. In-memory struct? Getting sketchy. But using Google Sheets as a message queue? That's galaxy brain territory right there. Someone out there is polling a spreadsheet every 500ms and calling it "distributed architecture." The API rate limits are just natural backpressure, obviously. Franz Kafka didn't write about existential dread and bureaucratic nightmares for us to turn collaborative spreadsheets into event streaming platforms, yet here we are.

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