Cloud Bill Goes Brrrrr

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Cloud Bill Goes Brrrrr

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Hitting that "deploy to cloud" button feels like a heroic moment until you realize you've just signed up your credit card for an all-you-can-eat buffet where the servers never sleep. Your ancestors watch proudly as you configure auto-scaling without setting budget alerts. That $5/month estimate turns into $500 when your app gets three users and suddenly needs 17 microservices, a managed database, and enough storage to archive the Library of Congress. Future generations will be paying off your Kubernetes cluster long after you're gone.

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