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OH MY GOD, PARENTS BEWARE! Your precious little angel might be secretly battling the horrors of Kubernetes! 😱 The signs are UNMISTAKABLE: constant computer usage (because those pods won't deploy themselves), violently headbutting walls (when the YAML indentation is off by ONE SPACE), worshipping at the altar of Kelsey Hightower (the Kubernetes GURU), and the most terrifying symptom of all — thinking they can solve EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM with "a controller." This is what happens when DevOps consumes your soul! Next thing you know, they'll be muttering "stateful sets" in their sleep and drawing little container diagrams on their bedroom walls. INTERVENTION REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY!

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