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Content GOOGLE AMAZON CLOUD Musk Delayed Paying Twitter's Amazon Cloud Bill, Sparking Ad Threat By Erin Woo March 3, 2023 4:06 PM PST Photo: Elon Musk. Photo by Getty. Elon Musk is running into an obstacle in his relentless drive to cut costs at Twitter: some of the same vendors that Twitter is squeezing to save money are also its advertising clients. As recently as last month, Twitter sales and marketing staff were told by their colleagues that Amazon had threatened to withhold payment for advertising it runs on Twitter because the social network for months refused to pay its Amazon Web Services bills for cloud computing services, according to two people familiar with the discussions. ProarammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic tech acronym mixup. One person thinks BDSM stands for Big Data Security Management (a perfectly innocent enterprise software solution), while the other person is thinking of... well, something entirely different. The real joke is that no one in IT has ever created an acronym that wasn't already taken by something NSFW. We're still waiting for someone to explain what the S in BDSM actually stands for in the tech context. Probably "scalable" because everything needs to be scalable these days.

Content HOW THE HELL DID YOU BECOME THE WORLD'S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE? IT WAS NO BIGGIE. I JUST WROTE A SIMPLE FUNCTION APPROXIMATION PROGRAM. ONCE I GOT THE RIGHT PARAMETERS, ARTIFICIAL GENERAL INTELLIGENCE WAS BORN. 01999 7999 SO IT ALL CAME DOWN TO FINDING THE RIGHT BUNCH OF REAL-VALUED MATRICES. YEP, JUST A BIG OL' BUNCH O' NUMBERS AND IT ONLY TOOK A COUPLE THOUSAND LINES OF CODE. CHECK IT, YO. I DID IT ALL FROM MY BEDROOM USING MY 300 LAPTOP AND CLOUD COM- PUTINg THAT COST LESS THAN COFFEE ...AND I USED NOTHING MORE COMPLICATED THAN UNDERGRADUATE MATH. YOU'RE A SONUVABITCH. AND I DID IT ALL IN MY UNDERWEAR. ANYBODY COULD HAVE DONE THIS. I COULD HAVE I DID IT DONE THIS. FIRST. ProgrammerHumor.

The evolution of developer excuses is truly magnificent. We went from "it works on my machine" (the universal get-out-of-jail-free card) to "it works on my container!" - which is basically the same excuse wearing a fancy DevOps hat. Notice how the developer on the right is smiling while delivering the exact same non-solution. That's the true innovation of DevOps - not solving problems, just feeling better about them while using trendier terminology. Congratulations, we've containerized our excuses. Ship it!

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