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The joke works on two levels - just like good code should! In programming, "dependency issues" refer to problems with external libraries or packages that your code relies on. But here, it's cleverly twisted into relationship dependencies, suggesting programmers struggle with emotional attachments because they're too busy fixing broken package imports and version conflicts. The dinosaur's tearful reaction in the last panel hits hard for anyone who's spent 8 hours debugging only to discover they forgot to run npm install . Relationships require maintenance too - but at least they don't randomly break when someone pushes an update to npm.

The only thing longer than Java class names is the stack trace that follows when it all comes crashing down. Just a normal day at the office—staring at a monitor filled with AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean errors while questioning your career choices. The real cost of Java isn't the Oracle license—it's the therapy bills.

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Ah, the classic integer overflow exploit, but for babies! This programmer parent found the ultimate life hack - exploiting the Social Security system like it's a poorly coded video game from the 90s. Give your newborn a dollar, wait for their SS number, then take it back to create a negative balance that wraps around to the maximum 32-bit integer value ($2,147,483,647). It's basically SQL injection but for parenting. This is what happens when developers become parents - they immediately start looking for edge cases in government systems. Forget college funds, just find buffer overflows!