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Frontend developers looking at CSS like it's some mystical treasure that will solve all their layout problems. Then they actually try to center a div vertically and suddenly that treasure turns into a cursed object. The face of regret in the third panel is the universal expression of someone who just realized they need to support Internet Explorer.

When the React fatigue hits so hard you're seriously considering mainframe development from 1959. Nothing says "I'm done with JavaScript framework churn" quite like eyeing a language that predates the moon landing. The irony? COBOL devs are actually in crazy demand because banks still run on code older than most developers' parents. Meanwhile React just released its 47th breaking change this week and you're debugging why useEffect fired twice on mount again. But let's be real—the guy's girlfriend (React) is right there looking perfect, and he's still distracted by COBOL's... dinosaur logo? That's the developer life: always wondering if the grass is greener with some ancient enterprise technology that pays $200/hour to maintain legacy banking systems.

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