Solid advice from the trenches. The moment you glance at the clock or start sweating about a deadline, your machine instantly transforms into a sloth running on dial-up. That progress bar? It just added 15 minutes. Your build that usually takes 30 seconds? Now requires a PhD in patience. The computer knows. It always knows. Stay calm, pretend you have all the time in the world, and maybe—just maybe—your deploy will finish before the heat death of the universe.
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