Simple Cube vs. Sci-Fi Concept Art

design engineering Product management Feature creep Overengineering Scope creep 3d modeling requirements Tech-design Project management

Programming Frontend Webdev Agile Gamedev

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Simple Cube vs. Sci-Fi Concept Art

design-memes, engineering-memes, product-management-memes, feature-creep-memes, overengineering-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The perfect visualization of how product managers describe features vs. how engineers implement them. Left: "Just a simple cube, how hard could it be?" Right: The same damn cube with one unnecessary line that took 8 meetings, 3 design revisions, and somehow doubled the development timeline. The sci-fi concept art is just corporate speak for "we added a groove that serves no purpose but looks techy." This is why I drink coffee by the gallon.

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