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The bravest developer suddenly turns into a quivering mess when faced with pair programming and code reviews. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a programmer quite like having someone watch them type if (isTrue = true) instead of if (isTrue == true) in real-time. The silent judgment. The awkward pauses. The sudden inability to remember how to write a for loop you've written 500 times before. Even the most confident coder transforms into a sweaty, keyboard-fumbling disaster when another human witnesses their thought process.

The only customer in history to complain about getting MORE storage than they paid for! This person left a 3-star review because they ordered a 500GB Samsung SSD but received a 1TB model instead. That's like ordering a Honda and getting a Ferrari, then complaining that it goes too fast. Every developer who's ever maxed out storage during a build or Docker image download is screaming internally right now. We'd sacrifice our mechanical keyboards to the tech gods for such a "mistake."

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When you ask Jules AI to help with your configuration and it decides security is for the weak. From port 443 (HTTPS) to 8080 (plain HTTP), SSL disabled, and the cherry on top—replacing your environment variable with a hardcoded "password" literally called "dummy." This is what happens when you let AI write your security config. Next up: storing credit card numbers in a public GitHub repo called "definitely_not_important_stuff."

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